My Greatest Buddy...KIM CHANG YEW...
Where is this Bloody Idiot been?
He in N.Zealand...and keep on applying study loans...
n planned to leave N.Zealand in future...and spend all de loans...hahaha...horrible ppl...now still considering wana do Master...Really is a Greed@ss...(look at de pic, he is more to a "pervert" fellow...LOL ＸＤ）
Yet...Why we are buddy? this really have to started from my sec.school Form 1, i still remember...I used to sit behind him during exam...i aren't no study tat time due to incapability to understand de language in use for each of de subject...
During exam, i keep on kick his chair when i boring...then , of course this guys really piss off and he whack me...lolx...tat time i really feel nth to de punch...de only feedback is cry...lolx...(i'm so damn potential in pretender...)
Unfortunately, both of us scolded by de morale teacher badly...n we forced to shake each other hand...At the moment...we bond between us created...de bond lead us to de unchangable friendship...i pretty like to stay in his house...his house nth special but i did really like his family...(always think izzit both of us are relative...lolx XD)his sister also treat me very well...Overall, his home really is my second Sanctuary...
这个“粉肠“就是我独一无二，天下无双的“好兄弟“。这英雄叫“金昌耀（其实我们都叫他“金枪鱼“，哈哈）。他人在何方？他就在纽西兰挤牛奶咯！哈哈哈～没有啦，他爸爸因工作关系，所以“衔家”移民咯．．．这个人真的是无可救药，现在跟政府借钱念书，其实是在花着政府的钱．．．他打算读完后，就穿“草鞋“一走了之．．．现在还想要去读硕士，开玩笑啊？！这家伙真的认为读书可以“赚钱“和“捞钱“。我真的佩服他，他真的可以去当老千．．．
我们两个怎样认识？好问题，我还记得我在初一时，是一个非常不喜欢读书的人因为我们的课本和小学的蛮不同的，虽然，那时的数学很容易，我还是可以捧”零鸡蛋”因为我不喜欢“马来文”教学．．．在考试时，我总是无所事事，很喜欢踢他的凳子因为他坐我前面而已。终于，有一次，他发火了（他发火样子很可怕的）揍了我几下（对我这些欠揍的家伙，根本都是不痛不痒）。当然，我这些“狡猾“的家伙哭了起来（博同情）让大家以为我无辜的．．．最终，两个人被罚，教“道德天经“的老师也在场，要我们握手咯（在很不爽的情况下握了）
你们怎么也想不到，我们真的成了一世的“好兄弟“虽然不是一条低裤一起穿（太恶心了吧！）ｌｏｌ．．．我蛮喜欢去他的家，家人不但情切而且他的家能给到我“天堂”的感觉．．．我就是老是待在他的家．．．
DANNIE THAMNow now now... my 2nd sanctuary gone...
Thank god, i found my best of the best buddy..."lolx actually he is 1st runner lah...XD"
During secondary school, i discovered he really is my type of buddy...hehez...wat makes guys so desperate de?( guess u all also get it 80%, if cann't u really have to consider whether u r retarded de boh...) Chang yew, Dannie and I already very famous in distributing sum guys' need during secondary school...we been called "god of hentai" once upon a time...
Actually i dun wana stab him here...but de truth is de fact...guess wat...he really is a fat fellow since F1 till F5...nowadays...i guess u cannot recognise this by judging de secondary pic...after he graduated, he go work out at gym "stealthly"...lolx but he cannot hide from me...cuz i always visit him once a week...de starting 1st year, i dun really c any result but after de 1st year, he successed to keep well figure due to he on diet too...now i also followed him to go work out liao...XD n he had become my evil instructor!!! AWWWW~~!
B4 he started gym, his tongue really like "trickster" and full of yummy honey tat bait those "innocent" gals or ladies in internet...his ability really is incredible!!! Now more worst, he implied his tongue power and his "chun" body figure starting to hunt in Utar...
这位老兄是我第二的好兄弟，我在初期的中学学期已经发现这家伙了。那时，大家都有一样的目标就是收集我们“男人的喜好”．．．呵呵．．．不用猜了吧，不知道的真的要考量下你是否弱智的．．．当时，昌耀，我和他已经是可以跟“神”相题并论了！！！其实，我不想在这捅他一刀，但事实就是事实不能乱掰的嘛，他从初一到高二都是胖嘟嘟的形象露面的．．．虽话如此，但他还是带有他藏着的“帅”的锐光．．．毕业后，他竟然偷偷地溜去健身．．．头一年，说真的，没什么成绩，也许是饮食上的问题（我们还常常去喝茶，哪有办法不肥呐？）过后的一年，我很少去“撩”他喝茶，他的身材真的越来越棒！当时，我心想开玩笑啊！？我就不二话，跟他去健身了！！！现在还成了我的“魔鬼教练”。在他的身还没成“材”时，已经是网上的少女杀手了！！！用他“比轮滑油还油”和“比天上人间还甜”的嘴巴“燃烧”无知少女的心．．．现在，以他的标准的身材，在拉曼大学他真的是收拾“高档”的美女都处处有余！！！
劝君一句：＂阿哈，给你一杯壮阳水，换你一夜不下垂～～～！＂
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